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Posted on Sunday, Jul 6, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| Demitri and his girlfriend were having a lovely day strolling through South Beach window shopping and what not. Little did they know they were about to cross paths with Ahryan, the Milf, one of the deadliest milfs of them all. Demitri’s girlfriend spotted a pair of shoes in a store window she just had to have regardless of Dimitris unwillingness to shop. But of course with it not being up to him, they went in the store. Meanwhile Ahryan is in the very same store in the dressing room trying on a couple dresses. Demitri is becoming impatient as his girlfriend has spotted more than just a pair of shoes and is now holding several dresses and making her way towards the dressing room dragging along Demitri against his will. While waiting in front of his girlfriends dressing room he cant help but notice the dressing room across the hall is occupied by a lusciously beautiful blonde who didn’t bother to close her curtain all the way. Demitri can’t help but stare. The more he tries to look away it seems the closer he gets to her. Before he knows it he is right in front of the curtain, as soon as he realizes he is dangerously close, and what he is doing could be an offense...she grabs him! Next thing he knows his face is in her crotch and you can imagine what happens from there. Meanwhile his girlfriend is beginning to worry.
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Posted on Sunday, Jun 29, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| Poor Tony, all he wanted was a simple checkup on a previous back injury. It should have been simple: go in, wait for the doctor, have some x-rays taken, hopefully receive the good news that everything has healed properly, and be on his merry way. Unfortunately for him nothing ever works that simple when you enter into the world of the Milf. The visit started off nice enough; he signs in takes a seat and sees the lovely Sienna. They exchange looks, they smile, and then he gets called in to see the doctor. So far so good. Then he finds the perverted nurse from hell who for some reason has this urge to stick her two fingers full of Vaseline up his ass, saying its routine for the checkup. Which is odd seeing as he’s here to check up on a back injury. Luckily the doctor comes in before this insane nurse can have her way with poor Tony. The doctor tells him they’re going to prep the x-ray machine and to wait and be patient. Meanwhile, Sienna has been thinking about Tony and has come up with her own little plot to sabotage his visit to the doctor to fulfill her own needs. You guys are gunna love what she comes up with! Oh and that pesky nurse comes back to cause some more trouble as well.
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Posted on Sunday, Jun 22, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| Don and Eddie are in a punk rock band called The Motley Jews. They are heading from Miami to Orlando to play at the House of Blues. Knowing they had a long drive they packed up their car early to be sure to get to the club with ample time for sound check, and a couple beers. Everything seemed to be going smoothly until Don realized he had locked the keys inside the house. Needless to say Eddie was quite pissed so he sent Don over to the neighbors house to use her phone to call a locksmith. What ensues from this is one of the best days of Don’s life, and a not so great day for Eddie. Lets just say Don will be going over to his neighbor Brenda's house a lot more often.
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Posted on Sunday, Jun 15, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| Poor Connor, sitting at home all alone bored out of his mind. Nothing on TV, too lazy to go outside. He even tries reading the newspaper which he never does, luckily for him inside this newspaper is an ad for a service which will be sure to liven up his day. Its called M.O.M. mail order milf, which is funny because they’re really isn’t any mailing involved. At first Connor thought it was a joke but he decided to give M.O.M. a call regardless, and wouldn’t you know it, an hour later there’s a hot milf named Tessa ringing his doorbell. She cooks, she cleans, this woman does it all. Connor just sits back and watches her clean his house in a sexy French maid uniform. When Tessa goes outside to clean the outside windows she returns all hot and sweaty. Of course this leads to her taking off her clothes and of course that leads to... you know.
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Posted on Sunday, Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| Demitri Long is one cocky son of a bitch, but he has every right to be if he's continuosly pulling in women like Diamond. Him and his buddy are eating outside a restaurant when he notices Diamond acroos the way at another table assumingly on a date. He can't help but stare nor could his goofy sidekick of a friend. When all of a sudden DIamond and Demitri make eye contact, and instead of looking away all embarassed he holds eye contact until he gets a smile out of Diamond. She even reveals that she is not wearing any underwear but blatantly opening her legs for him to see. All the while her date is blabbing away oblivious to the whole thing. Once her date gets up to go to the bathroom Diamond sees her opportunity to give demitri her number; Dimitri wastes no time. All the while his friend is in utter shock. He calls her immediately as she tells him she is here on business and only here for a few days. She tells him what hotel she is staying in and you can guess what happens from there.
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Posted on Sunday, Jun 1, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| Austin is not liked very much amongst her fellow employees. Its not that she is mean or hard to work with or anything like that....The problem is she takes in all the customers leaving next to nothing for all the other barberesses. So of course anyones first conclusion is that she must cut really good hair, however the truth of the matter is she cant cut hair very well at all. So what can she do you ask...she can suck and fuck better than any other baraber on earth. And with tits like hers she is never gunna run out of clients.
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Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| You know that scene in the movies, the one where a kid or a group of kids lose there baseball or whatever ball over someones fence and that someone who own's the fence is a grumpy old crazy man who hates kids...yeah weve pretty much done something like that only instead of an old man weve got a beautiful milf named Victoria and there is nothing grumpy about her, however you could argue that she is a bit crazy! just ask Johnny how crazy she can get, and by crazy i mean hot and fuckin horny! as for hating kids its possible she does...but who gives a shit.
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Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EST
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| In this week’s update we have our neighbor Bob having a relaxing day alone at home, with the exception of the handful of visits from his nudist neighbor. That’s right, nudist neighbor, sure it could happen in real life, but what takes this one further into the realm of fantasy, is how unbelievably hot the nudist neighbor is. Their encounters start off rather casual and typical of neighborly behavior. (except for the fact that she is completely naked) coming by Bob's to borrow eggs, sharing information about a movie on cable... you know, things like that. But I don’t think I have to tell you this site being what it is, how this story ends up. HOT!!!
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